September 22 is the first day of fall, and you know what that means! It means that for weeks and weeks now, everything from Pop Rocks and coffee to Oreos and marshmallows has been available in pumpkin spice flavor. I’m at the cutting edge of marketing expertise, and so I have found a way to give the people what they clearly want:
LIMITED EDITION PUMPKIN SPICE BOOKS!
Yes, that’s right! Both I Was Geeky When Geeky Wasn’t Cool and Don’t Stop the Geekin’ are now available in Pumpkin Spice flavor. For a limited time, each copy of my books will include a Scentsy
scratch and sniff rub and smell sticker in that most delightful of aromas: Pumpkin Roll. Thoughts of falling leaves, crisper temperatures, and candy corn will enhance the already amazing experience of reading one of my books.
How will you use your sticker? Here are a few ideas:
- Place sticker over the picture of my ugly mug on the cover
- Use sticker to mark the page you are currently reading
- Relieve nervous tension by rubbing and sniffing the sticker constantly
- Use the sticker to repair any pages torn when you inevitably drop it from laughing so hard
- Soak up tears you weep while reading the sad parts
- AND MANY, MANY MORE!
You might be asking yourself: how much extra do I have to pay to have a wonderful piece of olfactory technology on top of a handsome tome which is already an exceptional value? That’s the best part! These Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice versions of my books are available at the same low cost as they always have been: just $10!
HURRY, HURRY, HURRY! Don’t delay! You don’t have long to get your hand numbered, signed Limited Edition Pumpkin Spice books. Only 36 are available! Make sure you get yours, TODAY!
You are such a huge nerd! Your autograph better be legit on these paperbacks…:)
Good to hear from you, buddy. It’s been a while!
Yeah it has. Here’s an idea for your next book: your college years and all the cool friends you had!